For a brief history of Stampede fashion, you can read the 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2010 round-ups.
Although Rick Hansen served as Stampede Parade Grand Marshal, all eyes were on Will and Kate this year. I do find it somewhat perplexing how many of the same people who lambasted Ignatieff for his time outside of the country went absolutely ga-ga over our future head of state visiting us for the first time in years. If a 6-day cross-country tour isn't the definition of "Just Visiting
", I don't know what is. That said...
OH MY GOD! Will and Kate looked absolutely dashing!!! So young! So thin! So beautiful! And they pulled off Western wear more perfectly than most people who have lived in Calgary their entire lives! Their outfits were, like, so simple, and yet so perfectly perfect. I hereby crown them "best dressed" of the 2011 Stampede - the king and queen of fashion.
This was Naheed Nenshi's first stampede as mayor, and I know many were worried how the man would look in western wear. After all, Dave Bronconnier
left big cowboy boots to fill - the man looked the part of the Mayor of Calgary every Stampede, riding 'ol leroy down 9th Avenue. Nenshi meanwhile, went to Harvard, is a University Professor, and spends his spare time blogging about population density rates in new housing developments. And let's be honest, the man doesn't really look
like John Wayne (neither the actor nor the serial killer
However, Naheed hit it out of the park this year. His outfit is irrelevant - the man rode a horse in the parade, thereby making him a Stampede All-Star.
With Stampede a success, the big question now turns to what he'll wear for pride
Usually it's the federal politicians who make the biggest splash at the Stampede - for better or worse. After all, Liberal academics, socialists from Toronto, and environmental crusaders don't tend to have a large collection of denim in their closets. Heck, even the "Alberta boy" himself, Stephen Harper, committed the biggest gaffe
in Stampede history.
But this year? Everyone's tired out from the election. Jack Layton needs to spend time with Quebec. The Liberal leadership contest
hasn't reached the point where candidates need to parade in cowboy hats to court Calgary Liberals
Stephen Harper did give a speech about how invincible he is
(which always ends well in westerns.
..), but his stylist
really earns her money come the second week of July every year, so the PM once again looked fine.
"Here's a pancake. You'll get your eggs once Canada is out of deficit in 2015
In comparison, provincial politics are rockin' this summer with an election on the horizon, and the PCs and Liberals both in the midst of leadership contests. As always, the media was all abuzz about the chosen one, Wildrose Alliance leader Danielle Smith.And 5,000 came to the Stampede breakfast, but there were only 5 pancakes and 2 sausages. So Danielle Smith said "bring them to me" and she placed her hands over them. She broke the pancakes and gave them to Prime Minister Harper, telling him to distribute them to the multitudes. Lo and behold, they were all fed, with stacks of pancakes left over. And so the legend of Danielle Smith grew.
PC LEADERSHIP CANDIDATES
The Stampede may be the most important event of the entire PC leadership race. After all, it gives candidates a dozen socials a day to press the flesh in Alberta's largest city. As such, the contenders have all no doubt held countless strategy meetings and focus groups to find that outfit that says "I'm an Albertan, I enjoy a good rodeo, but I don't look like a member of the Village People when wearing a cowboy hat
So as a public service, I've taken it upon myself to rank the PC leadership contenders choice of western wear.1. Rick Orman
Winning the "Calgary Grit Best Dressed" trophy will likely be the highlight of the leadership race for Orman, so I hope he savours this. While Orman's outfit isn't Jim Prentice-good by any means, it's the best of a rather uninspiring field. And he gets bonus marks for the 3 cute children in western wear. After all, in politics, nothing beats cute children.2. Alison Redford
Redford has a bit of a "female Harry Chase
" look going on. I know that doesn't sound
like a compliment, but it really is, since I consider Chase a stampede fashion superstar.3. Ted "The Man" Morton
Here's what I said about Ted when I voted him "worst dressed" last year
:Once again, Ted is just trying to hard. When he ran for leadership, he drafted a catchy little country music jingle. He holds "golf and gun" fundraisers. But, really, he's just a university professor from the big city trying to pass himself off as a good 'ol country boy. And, in this case, it shows.
Morton has improved this year, though I'd probably only give the prof a "C-" grade, and the vest above leaves a lot to be desired. However, in browsing the 7 Stampede Breakfast photo-albums on his Facebook page, I did notice he mixed it up and owns at least 2 different cowboy hats, so I'll give him marks for effort.4. Gary MarHere, PC leadership candidate Gary Mar poses with the winner of the Gary Mar lookalike contest.
While I recognize orange is a hot colour politically these days, I'm just not feeling it. I mean, seriously, have you ever seen Clint Eastwood wearing orange?5. Doug Griffiths
Mercifully, Ed Stelmach no longer wears suit jackets
to the Alberta Stampede
, but his habit appears to have rubbed off on a few of his MLAs. Quite simply, it's just something you don't do.6. Doug Horner
Like Griffiths, Horner dons the suit. What knocks him down to the "worst dressed" spot on this list is the cup of Starbucks in his left hand. Quite simply, cowboys do not
It appears Yvonne Fritz is equally aghast.
Labels: Alison Redford, Calgary Stampede, Danielle Smith, Doug Griffiths, Doug Horner, Gary Mar, Naheed Nenshi, Rick Orman, Stephen Harper, Ted Morton