CalgaryGrit: Department of Ironic Policy Announcements

Thursday, September 25, 2008

The Conservative government will:

Increased civil penalties for false and misleading advertising.

Apparently they're going to legeslate a cut in text message fees, and ensure that we're not overcharged for gas.

Then, they're going to wash all of out cars, and this winter they'll shovel all of our driveways.

Using their legeslative mastery, they will reduce rainy days next summer, make sure we all look attractive for our driver's licence photo's, and mandate that we all get laid at least once a week.

By Robert, at 5:44 p.m.
Don't remind me about false advertising. I'm still waiting for the soldiers, with guns, in our cities, in Canada that the Liberals promised with a Tory government.

Tsk tsk. More broken Liberal promises.

By Mike514, at 6:56 p.m.
Won't argue with you there... that was an incredibly stupid ad.

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By Unknown, at 9:56 p.m.

Thursday, September 25, 2008