Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Scared Straight

Ted Haggart is cured!

DENVER (AP) - One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counselling for Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."

Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

posted by calgarygrit at 12:30 p.m.

12 Comments:

  • oh great, and I see that he is hoping to become a psychologist.

    By Blogger Andy, at 12:39 p.m.  

  • man that guy is creepy! not to mention his wife...yeesh.

    By Blogger canuckistanian, at 2:29 p.m.  

  • Thank God, we don't want him on our team.

    By Blogger Johnny, at 3:35 p.m.  

  • Yeah... and Garth Turner's a life-long Liberal.

    By Blogger Reality Bites, at 3:54 p.m.  

  • Did he had the electro-shock treatments that many homosexuals were forced to have in the 1950s?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:01 p.m.  

  • There you have it, absolute proof that homosexuality is a choice. Anyone who disagrees will now be labeled a "denier". I'm glad that one is now done with.





    NOT!!!

    (h/t to Borat :-)

    By Blogger The Rat, at 5:13 p.m.  

  • Oh, geez, a psychologist? God help whoever ends up on his couch!

    By Blogger Candace, at 10:55 p.m.  

  • You guys make such assumptions based on so very little.

    Okay, suppose he did engage in some form of masturbatory relations with this prostitute or hustler.

    Does that act make him homosexual now and forever?

    Says who and on what basis?

    It is in the response to men like Haggard that the ideologues of gay identity show just how creepy their worldview really is.

    By Blogger Chairm, at 12:58 a.m.  

  • That's so gay!

    By Blogger S.K., at 9:52 a.m.  

  • I think Jon Stewart had the best line on this last night - "You're probably wondering how he quit. Well, remember when your dad caught you smoking a cigarrette? ...and he made you smoke the whole pack to quit..."

    By Blogger calgarygrit, at 1:25 p.m.  

  • Okay, suppose he did engage in some form of masturbatory relations with this prostitute or hustler,
    Does that act make him homosexual now and forever?

    Maybe not, but if you keep going back to huster for sex for three years and his bottom (the insertee for those not in the know), chances are pretty good.

    BTW, even the folks involved with ex gay ministries like Alan Chambers President of Exodus and Randy Thomas of the Florida chapter are dubious of the claim.

    By Blogger toujoursdan, at 7:01 p.m.  

  • Yikes. I overedited and screwed up my grammar.

    Anyway, the Haggard ex-gay angle is covered on. Ex gay watch

    By Blogger toujoursdan, at 7:06 p.m.  

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