Since we all know Chuck Cadman never made a difference...
Some people are saying that Garth's press conference today was the biggest letdown since Phantom Menace. Bollocks! I had never understood the unavailing life of the independent MPs before Garth's press conference today and I'm glad he's provided me with these useful insights. I look forward to Garth's weekly news conferences, sure to contain the following explosive bombshells:
-Politicians break their promises
-Politicians, on occasion, vote against their conscience for political reasons
-Nomination meetings are sometimes stacked with instant members
-Stephen Harper is antisocial
-The coffee in the parliamentary cafeteria is never fresh
UPDATE: The Western Standard has a pretty funny Garth speech generator up.