Friday, September 15, 2006

Pre-Emptive Strike

It's always a great joy for a blogger when your blog finds itself at the top of the google search list for a hot topic. Because of this, many will toss out the hip key words to try and drive traffic to their site. However, it always works best if you can be at the top of the google search before it becomes a hot topic. Because of this, I'm launching my Peter MacKay pre-emptive strike; these keywords are bound to be hotly searched for one day and I intend to make sure Calgary Grit tops the google charts when that day comes.

"Peter MacKay and Helena Guergis"
"Peter MacKay and Ruby Dhalla"
"Peter MacKay and Elizabeth May"
"Peter MacKay and Olivia Chow"
"Peter MacKay and Pamela Anderson"
"Peter MacKay and Nelly Furtado"
"Peter MacKay and Chantal Hebert"
"Peter MacKay and Madeleine Albright"
"Peter MacKay and Britney Spears"
"Peter MacKay and Tom Cruise"


  • Elizabeth May? Yum.

    By Blogger ktr, at 2:27 AM  

  • Careful. Cruise has sued for less.

    By Blogger Cerberus, at 6:53 AM  

  • Not only is this hysterical, but...

    You're number one on *my* google list, champ!

    By Blogger Jason Bo Green, at 8:17 AM  

  • I guarantee you'll now be the only site to show up for: "Peter MacKay and the Tijuana Brass".

    Just trying to help out.

    By Blogger greeen party voter, at 9:00 AM  

  • HA!

    By Blogger Stephen, at 9:11 AM  

  • Considering his history with blondes:

    Peter Mackay and Anne Heche.

    By Blogger Reality Bites, at 1:16 PM  

  • WHOA, there, partner. Anne Heche? That's just cold. Let's just leave it at Condi and call it a relationship.

    By Blogger Chris, at 2:38 PM  

  • Madeline Albrecht and Chantal Hebert? Please!!!

    Now Peter and Ruby would make an interesting pair. Wonder if Ruby would switch to the Conservatives? And would Belinda secretly be jealous? Naaa, question is, does Belinda have feelings.

    By Blogger Andy, at 2:40 PM  

  • Peter and Tie Domi??

    By Blogger Penny, at 4:58 PM  

  • WHOA, there, partner. Anne Heche? That's just cold.

    Well considering her history of high-profile dumps of partners, I figure she offers the best chance of another hilarious photo-op in the potato patch.

    If not Anne, then isn't Jason Kenney still looking to be deflowered?

    By Blogger Reality Bites, at 9:49 AM  

  • I saw Peter MacKay leaving Milestone's with a girl who was not condi rice the other night.

    But I think the real question is whether Peter MacKay and Tie Domi are going to duke it out this season.

    By Blogger Darrell, at 10:08 AM  

  • Quite useful information, thanks for your post.

    By Anonymous, at 6:52 AM  

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