Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Stephen Harper: “I am going to consult with Canadians to see why they think the chicken crossed the road. Only after I have listened to Canadians will I be in a position to judge whether or not this chicken crossed the road.”
Jack Layton: “I’m not here to talk about the chicken. I’m here to talk about making Parliament work. A Kyoto plan, clean air, post-secondary education, these are the issues Canadians care about, not some chicken.”
Gilles Ducceppe: “The chicken crossing the road is a sign dat fe-dee-RAW-lism is broken.”
Scott Brison: “Let Judge Gomery report and then we will know for certain why that chicken crossed the road.”
Belinda Stronach: “It’s about growing the economy…sorry, what was the question again?”
David Herle: “Let’s call an overpriced inquiry into why the chicken crossed the road, paying particular attention to any information that could damage the Liberal brand. Then we can truly differ ourselves from our predecessor.”
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I think what Harper actually said was, "It's disgraceful that the chicken crossed the road. I'm going to put this chicken out of its misery, and then we'll buy a new chicken."
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John Reynolds: "The chicken crossed the road to meet its rooster pimp. That's because it's a Liberal chicken and Liberals are whores."
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Fraser Institute: out of 900 chicken crossings studied over 800 were grossly behind schedule because the government had a socialist monopoly on roads and chicken crossings. many other chickens did'nt get to cross at all and are on a waiting list. this, according to a shocking new study by mike harris. would you like to see some charts now?
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Joe Volpe: A chicken Crossing the road with its head cut off.
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This was a really funny post. Don't you dare file this under the "Ill-fated attempts at humour" category! This was gold CG, gold!
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I thought Belinda wanted to bake a bigger chicken pie?
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As far as Jean Chretien is concerned, the chicken is just small-coop cheap.
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Maybe you can clear one other thing up for me: which came first?
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left town for good, at 10:15 a.m.
I thought Scott Brison was chicken roadkill?
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When my grandson was about four years of age his answer to the question was "because he wanted to" So simple and clear thinking. The only problem is how do we transfer it to politicians of all strips
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