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Lobster aid info hotline actually a sex line
HALIFAX: Maritime lobster fishermen in need of financial help are getting a lift of another kind.
A toll-free hotline number announced today by federal Fisheries Minister Gail Shea for fishermen is actually a sex line.
The hotline is supposed to offer details about a short-term assistance program.
But instead, a sultry-sounding woman offers callers ``some tantalizing fun'' from a bevy of ``nasty girls.''
Officials with the federal Fisheries Department couldn't immediately be reached for comment.
The department's four other numbers for the Gulf region, Newfoundland and Quebec are working properly.
posted by calgarygrit at
6:54 p.m.
8 Comments:
Toll free ? Post it man , post it !
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Bill D. Cat, at 7:54 p.m.
Don't ever say us Cons don't stimulate the economy .
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Bill D. Cat, at 7:56 p.m.
They should really hire you to write headlines for the Sun. Their's was completely unimaginative.
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DG, at 9:44 p.m.
In fact, I'm pretty sure you wrote this post just so you could use that headline.
Com'on, admit it ... ;-)
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The Pundits' Guide, at 11:12 p.m.
That's some steamy lobster. Definite;y more stimulus than they expected.
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Phoff, at 11:21 p.m.
I hope those "nasty girls" don't have crabs.
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nuna d. above, at 1:30 a.m.
Oh man! I'm actually laughing out loud! Hahaha
Oh the joke potential with this is endless ...
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Anonymous, at 1:56 a.m.
Yes, the headline was part of the reason for posting it, but I have a strict policy whereby all news stories that combine both politics and sex lines are posted on.
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calgarygrit, at 9:33 a.m.
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