Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Get Some Tail

Lobster aid info hotline actually a sex line

HALIFAX: Maritime lobster fishermen in need of financial help are getting a lift of another kind.

A toll-free hotline number announced today by federal Fisheries Minister Gail Shea for fishermen is actually a sex line.

The hotline is supposed to offer details about a short-term assistance program.

But instead, a sultry-sounding woman offers callers ``some tantalizing fun'' from a bevy of ``nasty girls.''

Officials with the federal Fisheries Department couldn't immediately be reached for comment.

The department's four other numbers for the Gulf region, Newfoundland and Quebec are working properly.


  • Toll free ? Post it man , post it !

    By Blogger Bill D. Cat, at 7:54 PM  

  • Don't ever say us Cons don't stimulate the economy .

    By Blogger Bill D. Cat, at 7:56 PM  

  • They should really hire you to write headlines for the Sun. Their's was completely unimaginative.

    By Blogger DG, at 9:44 PM  

  • In fact, I'm pretty sure you wrote this post just so you could use that headline.

    Com'on, admit it ... ;-)

    By Blogger The Pundits' Guide, at 11:12 PM  

  • That's some steamy lobster. Definite;y more stimulus than they expected.

    By Anonymous Phoff, at 11:21 PM  

  • I hope those "nasty girls" don't have crabs.

    By Blogger nuna d. above, at 1:30 AM  

  • Oh man! I'm actually laughing out loud! Hahaha

    Oh the joke potential with this is endless ...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:56 AM  

  • Yes, the headline was part of the reason for posting it, but I have a strict policy whereby all news stories that combine both politics and sex lines are posted on.

    By Blogger calgarygrit, at 9:33 AM  

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