Monday, December 15, 2008

Coalition of Progressive Bloggers lose confidence in "2008 Best Progressive Blog"

*Coalition of Progressive Bloggers lose confidence in "2008 Best Progressive Blog"*

Dave Cournoyer, Danielle Takacs, and Dan Arnold announced today that an agreement has been reached among the three bloggers to support a coalition of Best Progressive Blogs in the 2008 Canadian Blog Awards.

"Since the recent election of We Move to Canada (WMTC) as 2008 Best Progressive Blog, it has become clear that the WMTC has no plan, no competence and, no will to effectively address the crisis faced by Canadian Progressive bloggers," the three bloggers wrote in an open blog post to all Canadians.

"As 77% of voters in this category voted against the 1st place winner in the last election, we have resolved to form a new Best Progressive Blog winner who will effectively, prudently, promptly and competently address these critical times," said Ms. Takacs.

"Passing over Alberta blogs in favour of WMTC is sure to fire up the embers of western alienation. And WMTC didn't even acknowledge my existence in her post bragging about her win. We're tired of being treated like second class citizens! This is the biggest middle finger to Alberta since the NEP!" said Mr. Arnold.

Mr. Cournoyer informed Canadian Blog Awards administrator Saskboy of the agreement and requested that he exercise his webmaster authority to call on Daveberta, as the past 2007 Best Progressive Blog to form a new collaborative Best Progressive Blog coalition supported by nominees CalgaryGrit and Takacs.

Should Saskboy comply, then the defending champion in the progressive blogs category, Daveberta, will be named "Best Progressive Blog of 2008." However Takacs will have the privilege of posting the victory button on her blog for three months out of the year. This coalition will function thanks to Calgary Grit who, while not recognizing the legitimacy of these awards, agreed to support it.

"Although we all have very different opinions on the issue of colour schemes, and Danielle called me "an obscure frat boy with a sticky-up haircut" during the past campaign, we have managed to find common ground on the issues of Google analytics, RSS feeds, and Stephen Harper's blue sweaters," said Cournoyer.

Takacs has agreed to support the collaborative victory until next year's awards and Calgary Grit has agreed to support it until June 30, 2009.

A spokesperson expressed outrage on behalf of We Move to Canada, "This is nothing less that an undemocratic coup that will destroy the fabric of the blogosphere! Daveberta wants to take power after being resoundingly rejected in the last election in his worst showing ever. Canadians didn't vote for this! Worst of all, Dave and Danielle have cut a deal with Calgary Grit, a well known Western separatist who doesn't even want these awards to function!"

Ms. Takacs expressed the hope that this matter could be resolved peacefully and without delay, "We're calling on We Move to Canada to accept this defeat gracefully. It's time to realize that you are going to be defeated at the next available opportunity, it's too late to make amends. The sooner you relinquish power the sooner we can get back to blogging for all progressive Canadians."

These events have set off a firestorm across the blogosphere, with large scale rallies being scheduled on in the week ahead. However, barring any unforeseen events it would seem a virtual certainty that the coalition will come to power next week in an arrangement that would be the first of its kind in our country's history.


  • No coalition with separatists! I call for a prorogation of all progressive blogging!

    By Blogger - K, at 10:24 p.m.  

  • You can delete my trackbacks. It's a glitch and I don't know how they got there.

    By Blogger Raphael Alexander, at 11:17 p.m.  

  • This is completely undemocratic! I'm going to stage a rally! Because someday rallies will actually accomplish something other than making us look stupid, and this might be that day!

    By Blogger Robert Vollman, at 12:05 a.m.  

  • What is it with progressives and separatists? We read you, we link you, we vote for you (sometimes), what more do you want?

    Where, in the rules, does it say this is legal? And even if it's legal, how can you look yourselves in the mirror in the morning? There's NOTHING moral about it. Nothing.

    You will pay next year. And the next. Just wait.

    We'll remember.

    By Blogger Candace, at 2:15 a.m.  

  • Suddenly I hate you. Give me SDA any time!

    By Blogger bigcitylib, at 5:35 a.m.  

  • To the blogmobile!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:39 a.m.  

  • Does this have any effect on the coalition between the Leafs, Sens, and Les Habitants to ask for recognition as the 2008 Stanley Cup Champions? Together, they had 281 points last year, against Detroit's 115.

    Isn't democracy grand?

    By Blogger Paul, at 5:52 p.m.  

  • Who knows where to download XRumer 5.0 Palladium?
    Help, please. All recommend this program to effectively advertise on the Internet, this is the best program!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:06 a.m.  

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