Friday, July 04, 2008

As Herb Gray Prepares a Multi-million Dollar Lawsuit

First Ed Stelmach blames a punk blogger for stealing his personality, and now Stephen Harper is accusing the Liberal party of stealing his. While Harper’s personality is clearly missing, I doubt the Liberals stole. If they did, they’d be using it themselves and they're definitely not, judging from Dion's own personality deficiencies.

No, the Liberals did not take Harper’s personality and Daveberta did not take Stelmach’s - the only logical conclusion is that there is a cereal personality thief on the loose, targeting Conservative politicians. If I were Danny Williams, I would be keeping a very close eye on my personality because, actually having one, I imagine this thief would be far more interested in Danny’s personality than either Steve’s or Ed’s.


  • "the only logical conclusion is that there is a cereal personality thief on the loose, targeting Conservative politicians."

    A cereal personality thief, eh? Count Chocula better watch his back.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:24 p.m.  

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    By Blogger daveberta, at 5:39 p.m.  

  • Word on the street is that the Tories have struck an Alberta-Idaho Border Relations MLA Taskforce to search for Stelmach's still-missing personality.

    By Blogger daveberta, at 5:40 p.m.  

  • somehow the guys with NO personality get elected to govern (Ed and Stephen) while those oozing with it fade away (Kevin Taft, Jack L, Ray M)

    By Blogger Unknown, at 6:01 p.m.  

  • I've always thought Dion had a bit of a cereal personality.

    By Blogger Dr.Dawg, at 7:06 p.m.  

  • cereal thief? Must be Capt'n Crunch.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:48 p.m.  

  • Don't you people know anything about cereals? Only the Trix Rabbit tries to misappropriate things.

    "Silly Liberals, personalities are for Tories!"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:10 p.m.  

  • You're very witty. And after reading how Harper has just upped by 1 mil more the amount of tax dollars he's going to spend muzzling Dion & co, right after hearing about the big fat raise Stelmach helped himself to after less than a year on the job - I needed a good chuckle. I'm going to read your blog more often.
    Marnie Tunay

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:34 a.m.  

  • "cereal personality thief on the loose" and Danny's next?
    As you point out ... he is just working his way up the food chain

    By Blogger Northern PoV, at 1:02 a.m.  

  • Well, at least Dion has nothing to fear. Cric! Crac! Croc! Rice Crispies!

    By Blogger Sophie-Marie, at 11:55 a.m.  

  • I think I seen Harper's personality being scooped up with the horse droppings during the Calgary Stampede parade.

    Haven't seen Stelmach's though. Maybe it got washed away with the last heavy rain storm. It's probably floated down to Lake Winnipeg by now.

    By Blogger kitt, at 10:22 p.m.  

  • Hilarious bunch of witticisms - you guys would do credit to a Grade 10 girls debating society. Nudge, nudge, giggle, giggle.

    I guess none of you has the smarts to figure out that "misapproriation of personality" is an actual legal phrase, or to find out what it covers.

    By Blogger jad, at 12:07 p.m.  

  • Dion won't have to worry.

    He doesn't have a personality worth stealing.

    The man is out of his political depth in a very shallow puddle.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:03 p.m.  

  • If the Liberals steal a Conservative personality, does that personality become a floor-crosser?

    If so, should they be subjected to a by-election? It's delicate, because the personality was stolen, and did not willingly cross the floor...

    It's an important debate here, people. Why is no one discussing it?

    By Blogger Mike514, at 7:27 p.m.  

  • Dion looks like Quello, the skinny baker on Cinnamon Toast Crunch boxes (aged a bit). Actually he must have been the victim of cereal identity theft, because he is no longer on the box.

    By Blogger french wedding cat, at 1:23 p.m.  

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